Tried, tested and approved.

Tried, tested and approved.
It’s not as easy as texting your friend to meet you in the dining hall anymore.
Either love ’em, or lose ’em.
Because holding on with all of your might probably won’t work.
When the only words out of their mouth are “me me me,” you better run.
And neither side is good.
Let’s leave the toxic in our Britney Spears songs.
You don’t even have to go back to school to do it.
Sadly, real life isn’t like Friends.
Until we can order friends on DoorDash, these tips will have to do.